She/They. 28. Hella queer.
Child of the Sea. Disney Enthusiast. A total sucker for corgis, cats, and wombats 💜
I wish my cat had a phone so I could text him while I’m at work and tell him I love him and I miss him and he could send back blurry pictures of random things, incomprehensible gibber texts, and audio recordings of his crinkle ball
I think my dream job would be sitting in the writers’ room for tv shows and just telling them when their ideas are bad. They don’t even have to pay me, I’d do it for free. Really I don’t even need a chair. I’ll just stand in the corner.
I think my dream job would be sitting in the writers’ room for tv shows and just telling them when their ideas are bad. They don’t even have to pay me, I’d do it for free. Really I don’t even need a chair. I’ll just stand in the corner.
my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced “ngl this bitch kind of sucks” The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like “I’m sorry, I wasn’t talking about you.” And the girl looked up and said “No don’t worry, I didn’t think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe” We both took a peak over the counter. she’d stepped on a red m&m
saw a thing recently about how callin ppl “y’all” and “folks” is becoming cringe. buddy you can pry those terms of address from my cold dead hands, they’re the only thing keeping me from calling everyone “honeybee”
yo these violent delights are kinda awesome. wonder how they’ll end though
lactose intolerant people approaching ice-cream
no one :
literally no one:
The Viscount Anthony Bridgerton : I am not responsible for the person I become when miss Kathani Sharma enters the conversation or the narrative
